Welcome back folks.
Here's a neat story for ya,
On Valentine's day we recieved the cutest little old lady. She was about 1000 years old, yes that's 3 zeros, and she was all worked up because we were going to embolize a tumor in her liver. She was nervous as hell. I tried really hard to chill her out so that means I started telling jokes and doing impressions, she liked my Reagan by the way, just to get her mind off of the procedure. But she kept saying that she was scared. So finally I tried empathy. Not my usual appoach but what the hell. I told her that I am afraid of clowns. She snapped her head back my way and said,"I don't know how you can be afraid of clowns, YOU ARE ONE!" Picture Betty White or Estelle Getty. Picture me getting slammed by one of the Golden girls.
Laters,
Geezo
